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Fog:
1 If you didn’t know better, you would think that you were stuck in a dream.
2 Looks like you are going to drive off the edge of the earth when the road disappears.
3 It seems as if you are the only car on the road since you can’t see your hand in front of your face.
4 Walking in a field is like going on an expedition with surprises around each corner. The only real surprise is that you are full of mud.
5 Flying in the fog tricks you into thinking you are in a new dimension.
6 Seeing traffic signs and lights is like playing russian roulette. Close your eyes and pray.
7 Waking up on a cruise in the fog is ominous since you must have been pulled into the Bermuda Triangle.
8 It’s hard to catch a wave when you can’t see it.
9 The trees in the woods look like something out of a horror movie.
10 Whoa! Did I forget my glasses? Everything looks blurry? 🤓

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Many sounds of rain:
1 applause (thank you very much)
2 rat-atat-tat (time for some music)
3 a running shower (I pay for that water!)
4 the ocean (you feel as if you are lost at sea)
5 tapping on the window (let me in)
6 marching (hup two three four)
7 clink (cheers mate)
8 pellets (duck!)
9 tinkling (makes you want to pee)
10 pitter patter (tiny animals running on the roof)

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When the sun finally comes out:
1 The level of brightness is much too high. You look for the setting to lower the brightness.
2 It’s time for the dark sunglasses 😎
3 It’s so bright you need sunglasses inside. People speculate that you are up to something because you look shady.
4 It’s shocking because fluorescent lights were the brightest lights you saw so far.
5 It is so hot 🥵 that you race to get inside before you melt.
6 Squinting is your new look since you forgot sunglasses. Everyone wants to fight you for giving them dirty looks.
7 The glare is so bright that you can’t tell the color of the traffic light. Don’t worry, wait for someone to honk.
8 When it shines through the window, it hits you with laser accuracy.
9 You think the person in front of you keeps hitting the brakes but it’s just the sun messing around.
10 You go out in the snow and the sun comes out and blinds you.

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Driving in the snow:
1 Some people see a slight ground covering of snow and go back to the safety of their bed. If they do decide to drive, they grip the wheel so tight and forget to breathe.
2 Some people get giddy with excitement to do donuts in the snow.
3 People that are scared to death or overly cautious drive so slow that you can’t gain any traction.
4 Some people feel the need to drive like a bat out of hell in their big trucks nearly running you off the road.
5 Others forget what a brake is. Once they do remember, they run out of road.
6 You forget an ice scraper and have to sit in your car until the defrosters do their job.
7 You mistake black ice for a wet road and your car takes you wherever it wants to go.
8 Some people slip when they hit the brake and their foot seems to be stuck there. I am afraid that I need to insist that you lift that foot immediately.
9 Four-wheel drive isn’t a security cloak or some kind of autopilot. All rules still apply.
10 You become extremely religious as you drive over the bridge, hoping and praying that you don’t veer off into the river.

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Snowstorms make people nuts:

1 They feel the need to run to the store immediately to stock up on food. Eat from your pantry. When is the last time you were completely snowed in?
2 They run to the gas station so they have enough gas. If you aren’t going out, you won’t need any.
3 They watch the endless weather coverage to get up to the minute snow info and see how people are preparing in the general area. Step away from the TV. Why are you watching this? It’s not like we live in Buffalo.
4 They dig out the snow clothes and boots and lay them out on the floor in preparation for bundling up. If the clothes are too small, they need to run out quickly and buy bigger sizes. Chances are, you won’t need them and they will be too small next year anyway.
5 They search for ice scrapers to get the one fallen snowflake off of the car. Most of those scrapers will sit on the floor of your backseat or in the trunk taking up space for the rest of the year.
6 They psyche themselves up about a day off from work and school only to wake up disappointed. You even blink a couple times and look out the window again just in case you missed it the first time.
7 They wake up to zero snow on the ground but listen to the radio anyway for possible school closings. You never know, a pile of snow could miraculously fall from the sky in the next five minutes.
8 They make a liquor store run to guarantee some fun. This is the first good decision you made all day.
9 They see snow on their street but don’t check the main roads. They call out of work only to find out their street was the only thing with snow on it, and everyone else made it to work.
10 They end up disappointed because they wasted all of that time preparing for something that never happened.

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When you are so cold:

1 The wind turns you into a frozen popsicle.
2 You went outside with wet hair and are convinced you now have icicles. You are afraid your hair will break off. 🥶
3 Your teeth are chattering and you can’t talk because the cold sends a jolt through your gums.
4 Your feet feel like frozen bricks and you no longer have toes.
5 Your butt feels like a solid rump roast.
6 Your nipples could cut glass.
7 You get a text but can’t move or feel your fingers to text back.
8 You need to thaw out in front of the fireplace to get your movement back🔥
9 You are hunched over to protect yourself from the wind 💨 and couldn’t stand up straight if you tried.
10 You start counting down the days til warmer weather ☀️ and are hostile toward people who say they like cold weather. 🎿

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Windy Days

1 Can freeze you out by making it feel so much colder than it is.
2 Can make you look like an idiot by blowing something out of your hand and make you run around the parking lot trying to get it.
3 You realize that you shouldn’t have bothered to style your hair.
4 You can’t see where you are going since the wind made you look like you are wearing your hair backward.
5 After a windy night you have to go on a scavenger hunt in the neighborhood for your outdoor cushions.
6 If it’s raining, your umbrella is going to blow inside out and break. You are better off throwing it away instead of struggling with it.
7 If you are on the beach, you are getting pelted with sand and are not a happy camper.
8 A plane ride feels more like extreme rides in an amusement park.
9 If you just raked leaves and they are in piles in the street, you just wasted your time.
10 You need a torch to light your cigarette because the wind keeps blowing it out.

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KC Avalon’s Funny Top Ten Blog

Windy Days

1 Can freeze you out by making it feel so much colder than it is.
2 Can make you look like an idiot by blowing something out of your hand and make you run around the parking lot trying to get it.
3 You realize that you shouldn’t have bothered to style your hair.
4 You can’t see where you are going since the wind made you look like you are wearing your hair backward.
5 After a windy night you have to go on a scavenger hunt in the neighborhood for your outdoor cushions.
6 If it’s raining, your umbrella is going to blow inside out and break. You are better off throwing it away instead of struggling with it.
7 If you are on the beach, you are getting pelted with sand and are not a happy camper.
8 A plane ride feels more like extreme rides in an amusement park.
9 If you just raked leaves and they are in piles in the street, you just wasted your time.
10 You need a torch to light your cigarette because the wind keeps blowing it out.

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When you have frizzy hair:

1 A rubberband is worn on your wrist like a bracelet in case your hair needs emergency intervention.
2 You invest in conditioner, frizz cream, hot oil and any other experimental treatments that may work.
3 Don’t get your hair cut too short or it will puff up like a poodle.
4 Don’t straighten your hair if you are going to the beach. It is a no win battle.
5 There is no way you can wake up and run out the door. Your hair looks like medusa.
6 Brushing your hair is a no no. It will look like a rat’s nest if you do.
7 You can’t have men sleep over for fear that you would never see them again if they saw your bedhead.
8 Your bangs are a weather forecaster and look like the Monopoly man’s mustache if rain is on the way.
9 Traveling with the car windows down is a nightmare because your hair transforms into a chia pet.
10 Check the weather before doing your hair. If it’s going to be humid or rainy, surrender immediately.

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When you try and deny summer is over:

1 You plan to take a nice walk after dinner and it’s pitch black outside.
2 You wear shorts, a tee shirt, and flip flops and insist you aren’t cold even though your teeth are chattering.
3 You hang out on the beach like a die hard just to prove it’s still beach weather.
4 You stroll on the boardwalk and are mad that all the stores are closed when you are a paying customer.
5 You eat ice cream and have to put a jacket on after because it made you cold.
6 You cruise around with your jeep top down and the heat on.
7 You argue that summer isn’t over as long as there are still seagulls hanging out.
8 You continue to have barbecues and make your guests stay outside.
9 You cut the grass even though it stopped growing weeks ago.
10 You sit on a pool float with a frozen cocktail. Keep those drinks 🍹 coming.

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