The trouble with crutches:
1 Your armpits get so sore you feel like all of your skin rubbed off.
2 Going downstairs feels like a suicide mission every time.
3 The tip of your crutch keeps catching and tripping you up. You blame it on defective crutches.
4 Stairs become your enemy. You can never remember whether it is crutch first or foot first. Ugghh you suck at dance routines.
5 Oh crap, I can’t get out of the car. It took so long to get in, I forgot to grab the crutches.
6 My hands are full of blisters, and I even tried wearing gloves.
7 Sitting on the toilet is like trying to do a magic trick. Impossible!
8 Like I don’t have enough problems without snow on the ground.
9 My crutches fell while I was in the shower. Oh, God. I am crawling on the floor naked trying to get to them.
10 Cooking is an obstacle course. Everything you try to carry is all over the floor.

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Bad Hair Days:

1 You over condition your hair and it looks like you washed it with Crisco.
2 You straighten your bangs but it’s humid out. Throughout the day they transform into a handlebar mustache.
3 You blow dry your hair and it looks like a frizzy rat’s nest.
4 You try to get away with not wetting your head and your hair looks worse than bed head. You look like you combed your hair with a rock.
5 Your cowlick is in rare form and stands straight up to salute you, no matter what you do.
6 You buy cheap gel to save money. Maybe you should have opened your wallet a little more because your hair isn’t holding up at all.
7 You have fine hair and you try to make it look fuller by adding layers. Now you look like you have a mullet.
8 You put your hair in a ponytail and it looks pathetically small. Everyone that walks past you wants to say, “Poor thing” to your hair. It is a limp biscuit.
9 You part your hair in a differently than normal. It protests by doing whatever the hell it wants.
10 You start straightening your hair but it feels like it is taking hours. Your arms feel like they are going to fall out of their sockets. Now you have half straight and half curly hair. You look ridiculous.

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Beauty and grooming blunders:

1 Cutting your toenail too short and being reminded with every step you take. Oochie. Ouchie.
2 Using hair remover on your eyebrows instead of plucking. You get a little carried away and are missing half of one. Now you look like a freak.
3 You cut yourself shaving and it looks like you lost a battle with a meat hook.
4 Tanning yourself naturally and falling asleep with your hand on your arm or leg. Now you have a hand imprint tattoo. Worse yet, you don’t take off your sunglasses and have big white circles around your eyes and look like a raccoon.
5 Having dandruff and not using Head & Shoulders. Your hair and shirt look like they were in a blizzard.
6 Pulling skin off your lip when it is chapped. Now it looks gross and it burns every time you eat or drink. Invest in extra lip balm!!
7 Going for a bikini wax and hurting for days after. It hurts to walk and sit and getting waxed felt worse than a torture chamber,
8 You are using your curling iron and smell hair burning. When you pull the curling iron away, the piece of hair that you were curling is still attached to it. You scream bloody murder.
9 You pop a pimple to make it go away. Now it looks like a volcano. It’s hard not to look at it.
10 You are a hairy guy and refuse to groom your body hair. Listen if you could be mistaken for a bear when in the woods and risk getting shot, you need to shave.

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