KC Avalon’s funny top 10 blog –

potty training toddlers:
1 They want to visit every public bathroom until you dread going out. When you do go out, you only visit the stores that have the cleanest bathrooms.
2 Boys get the brilliant idea that they can drop their drawers outside, any time. “Honey, you do realize you aren’t invisible?”
3 You spend way more time in the bathroom these days. It feels like a timeout. You consider bringing some wine in there with you to make it worthwhile.
4 They sit on the toilet for what feels like an eternity and then go in their pants.
5 Sometimes the problem isn’t getting them to pee. The bigger obstacle is teaching them to aim at the right target.
6 You begin to bribe them to perform on the potty. Each time, the bribes get a little bigger.
7 “What are you doing over there? You have a look of concentration on your face. Are you pooping?” They begin hiding from you to avoid toilet time.
8 When they do go #2, they want to show it to everyone possible, as if it is an art exhibit.
9 You take on the job like a personal challenge so that you can stop spending money on diapers. Your little boot camp encourages your toddler to say NO to potty.
10 You don’t have to fake celebrations. The job is so much harder than you planned and uses every emotion. The second you hear a tinkle or a plop, you cheer as if your team won the superbowl.

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