KC Avalon’s Funny top 10 blog –

The trouble with crutches:
1 Your armpits get so sore you feel like all of your skin rubbed off.
2 Going downstairs feels like a suicide mission every time.
3 The tip of your crutch keeps catching and tripping you up. You blame it on defective crutches.
4 Stairs become your enemy. You can never remember whether it is crutch first or foot first. Ugghh you suck at dance routines.
5 Oh crap, I can’t get out of the car. It took so long to get in, I forgot to grab the crutches.
6 My hands are full of blisters, and I even tried wearing gloves.
7 Sitting on the toilet is like trying to do a magic trick. Impossible!
8 Like I don’t have enough problems without snow on the ground.
9 My crutches fell while I was in the shower. Oh, God. I am crawling on the floor naked trying to get to them.
10 Cooking is an obstacle course. Everything you try to carry is all over the floor.

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