Bad Hair Days:
1 You over condition your hair and it looks like you washed it with Crisco.
2 You straighten your bangs but it’s humid out. Throughout the day they transform into a handlebar mustache.
3 You blow dry your hair and it looks like a frizzy rat’s nest.
4 You try to get away with not wetting your head and your hair looks worse than bed head. You look like you combed your hair with a rock.
5 Your cowlick is in rare form and stands straight up to salute you, no matter what you do.
6 You buy cheap gel to save money. Maybe you should have opened your wallet a little more because your hair isn’t holding up at all.
7 You have fine hair and you try to make it look fuller by adding layers. Now you look like you have a mullet.
8 You put your hair in a ponytail and it looks pathetically small. Everyone that walks past you wants to say, “Poor thing” to your hair. It is a limp biscuit.
9 You part your hair in a differently than normal. It protests by doing whatever the hell it wants.
10 You start straightening your hair but it feels like it is taking hours. Your arms feel like they are going to fall out of their sockets. Now you have half straight and half curly hair. You look ridiculous.