KC Avalon’s Funny Top Ten Blog-

People talking on speakerphone in public:
1 News flash. You are not a VIP. Hang up.
2 You act as if the barista is interrupting your call when she asks for your order. Stop holding up the line!
3 Did you ever think that I sit on the porch for peace and quiet and not to hear your life story?
4 You say if I don’t like it to use my two legs and walk away? Ok genius. This is public transportation. You will be the one getting off at the next stop.
5 Is the person you are speaking to aware that their conversation is being broadcast to the general public? I think not!
6 You may say that I am cranky but let me take out my phone and talk to someone on speaker. How do you like me now? Touche.
7 Speaking in Spanish doesn’t make it any better. I am even more agitated because I don’t have a clue what you are saying.
8 In a public bathroom! Really? The point is to do your business and get out, not lollygag on the phone.
9 I don’t want to hear about your poopy problems, sex life, or medical conditions. I did not ask to be subjected to this poppycock.
10 Don’t get mad at me if I laugh out loud at the conversation I didn’t ask to be a part of. Maybe next time, you will take that call at home.

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