Groundhog day:
1 Chances are, the groundhog has no clue that he is seeing his shadow. He probably thinks it’s a predator and runs back to his hole.
2 There’s a 50/50 chance the forecast will be better than a weather forecaster’s prediction.
3 Why are we trusting a rodent to tell us when spring is coming?
4 Here’s a little secret. Spring isn’t getting here any sooner.
5 The groundhog came out of his hole and saw all the people. He went back into his hole to quarantine from the Coronavirus for 6 weeks.
6 Phil has a go fund me page if you want him to move spring up by six weeks.
7 The first person Phil saw was Bernie Sanders in his mittens and knew it was still winter.
8 He works one day a year and we trust his opinion?
9 Since 1887, Phil has been right only 39% of the time. Maybe we should pick someone smarter.
10 Maybe a bear should predict if winter is over. Surely no one would dare argue with a bear.
