Your partying days might be over if:
1 The party starts at 10 p.m., and that is your bedtime.
2 Loud music hurts your ears. You need to wear earplugs now.
3 You are tired of piecing your nights together to figure out what happened the night before.
4 Taking strangers home to your bed creeps you out.
5 It takes the entire weekend to recover from a hangover.
6 You are the oldest person there.
7 You can no longer tolerate cheap beer and liquor. Your tastes are more refined.
8 You are tired of praying to the porcelain princess.
9 Pregaming is out of the question because your body can’t take it anymore.
10 The majority of your fridge is food rather than alcohol.
