KC Avalon’s Funny top 10 blog

The wedding night:

1 Can we count tomorrow night as our official wedding night? I am so insanely tired that I am going to pass out immediately.
2 OMG, I have a new last name. My old last name is gone forever! Who am I?
3 I wore this gown all day. Get me out of it!
4 You are so sweet to carry me over the threshold. Bonk. That was my head.
5 Yep, this is me without makeup. What do you mean you wish you would have known that before you said I do!
6 He is fast asleep when you walk into the bedroom. Did I take that long in the bathroom?
7 It’s 1 a.m. Why did we plan our honeymoon for the next day if we have to get up at 5 a.m? Hurry up and sleep.
8 Want to order room service? I forgot to eat today. Yes, I know there was a lot of food. Blame it on the photographer.
9 My veil seems to be stuck in my head permanently. There is so much hairspray in my head that the bobby pins are glued to my head too.
10 Are you spinning the bed, or is this a water bed? Oh boy! I may have drunk a little too much.

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