KC Avalon’s Funny Top Ten Blog

When time flies:

1 You are having a wonderful dream that is interrupted by an annoyingly loud alarm. The moment has passed and you are mad for the rest of the day.
2 You leave the house with the exact number of minutes to get to work and then you hit traffic. Hopefully, no one will notice when you sneak in late.
3 You decide to buy tickets at the door only to find that they are sold out. Please let me in.
4 You study the night before the exam only to fall asleep and wake up in the morning with no time to study. What happened?
5 You wait a whole year for vacation and it is over just as you settle in. Back to work? No way.
6 Your pregnancy may last an eternity while everyone else’s moves quickly. C’mon kid. Times up.
7 When you meet the love of your life and can’t get enough of them and count the seconds until you see them again. Remind yourself of that when you get mad at him.
8 When you blink and your youngest child is a man in college. What do you mean you want to live on your own. Silly!
9 When you wait for summer to get there and it is the fastest twelve weeks of the year. Back to school commercials make you angry as a parent and a student.
10 When you are taking your time on a test to get everything right but don’t have enough time to finish. Patience, teacher. Good things come to those who wait.

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