Going to work after the holidays:
1 I am just going to sit here and pretend that I remember how to do my job.
2 I am glad you called me in. I was getting so tired of relaxing and enjoying myself.
3 Oh wow! Look at the piles on my desk. How thoughtful of you to leave me something to do!
4 My wallet is empty and it’s the only reason I am here.
5 I told my husband I wanted to be a kept woman and he agreed after dropping me off here.
6 What do you mean this is due by the end of the day? You’re a mean one Mr. Grinch.
7 I had to give up wearing pajamas to be here today.
8 No days off til May!? This is unacceptable.
9 You cry in the parking lot because the celebrations are over.
10 You threaten to leave if anyone coughs or sneezes