Bowling:
1 Your shoes look like you are ready to join the circus 🎪.
2 If you go past the foul line, you become the ball and fly down the lane.
3 The thumb hole on the ball either gives you a blister or breaks your nail. What the heck!
4 The harder you try to do better, the worse you do.
5 When did bowling 🎳 become so expensive? $8 a game and you go home mad at your score.
6 You throw a strike ball and get a split. Now you know the pins are messing with you.
7 Your approach is looking good. Your arm swings back and so does the ball. Run for cover!
8 You trip and know that when you turn around, EVERYONE is watching 👀.
9 The only way you are gonna do better is if you put the bumpers up.
10 The lane next to you never heard of bowling etiquette. They don’t wait for you to go. Right before you throw the ball, they mess up your concentration by throwing their ball.
