When xmas is over:
1 You feel like the kids should open up their presents two or three more times so that you can feel like you got your moneys worth.
2 You are seriously hoping that your credit card bills don’t arrive and that they say this Christmas is on us. Wishful thinking.
3 You ate so much the day before that you are still full and the sight of food makes you nauseous.
4 You know that you spent so much money and the last thing you want to do is shop for anything including food.
5 You pray that everything works because you hate returns. The lines will be too long in the store and online purchases are a pain in the arse to return.
6 For all of the stress, preparation, and hoopla it’s over so quick you didn’t have time to enjoy it long enough.
7 You don’t have to be on your best behavior until next year. You wouldn’t want people getting the wrong idea that you are nice every day.
8 You are happy not to have to hear another xmas song.
9 You can’t wait to get home so that you can put on some comfy pants. You have been dying to unbutton your pants since dinner.
10 Someone gives you a gift and you don’t have one for them. You won’t be seeing another one ever again.