KC Avalon’s Funny Top Ten Blog-

When you don’t put yourself first

1 Your skin is so dry it looks like the desert.
2 Your hair looks like you belong in an 80’s band because you need a good haircut.
3 The bottom of your feet look like they have barnacles.
4 You need to shave before you get mistaken for a sasquatch.
5 Your wardrobe is so outdated that you look like a throwback.
6 Your eyebrows look like caterpillars and it isn’t appealing.
7 You ditch the makeup and everyone thinks you are sick.
8 Your nail polish is peeling and your friends look at you with their lip curled. They are disgusted with you.
9 Wearing gold is fashionable unless it’s your teeth.
10 Your mustache is so bushy, you look like a 70’s porn star.

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