KC Avalon’s Funny Top 10 Blog

Trying to go to bed without making any noise.
You are just so tired that the only thing you can think about is your head hitting the pillow. If he wakes up, you know he is looking for some action.

1 Your bedroom is at the top of the stairs. You trip and slide down to the bottom in your effort to be quiet. It sounds like a bowling ball was thrown down the steps.
2 You keep the hall light off so that no light shines into the room. You forget that the door to your bedroom is closed and BAM, you walk right into it, and your husband thinks you are an intruder.
3 All of a sudden every floorboard squeaks and pops when you step on it. Are you kidding me?
4 You brush your teeth and knock everything over as you try to put your toothbrush back.
5 The dogs don’t recognize you with the lights off and begin barking like they never saw you before.
6 You take your clothes off so that you can change into your pajamas. As soon as your clothes hit the floor, his eyes fly open as if he has naked alerts set under his eyelids.
7 You manage to get safely under the covers and then have to cough or sneeze. Game over.
8 You forget to put your phone on silent and a text message wakes him up. Now he is wide awake looking for company.
9 You sit and lay in one smooth motion so that you are not detected. As soon as you cover yourself, you are captured by his arm snaking around you.
10 You trip over the laundry basket and wait it out on the floor as your dogs are staring at you over the side of the bed. Once you feel enough time has passed, you make y#Top10ve by standing up and he is smiling at you. He knew you were there the entire time. C’mon get in bed honey!

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