Things women go through to look pretty:
1 Shaving every day or every other day. How does it grow so fast? It’s like mowing the grass on your body and the lawn only has to be mowed once a week.
2 Plucking or waxing eyebrows – Youch! It is irritating either way. Plucking is the torture of one hair at a time. Waxing is the anticipation of pulling that tape.
3 Highlights – To get that beautiful sun-kissed hair color, we sit in the chair for hours and each portion is painted and wrapped in foil. We look like an alien who is trying to get a television channel on a different planet.
4 Fake eyelashes when ours isn’t long enough. The adhesive is tricky and if we aren’t careful, we have a permanent wink.
5 Face masks – We scare the hell out of anyone who walks in the room. The mask goes on as a liquid and then hardens so that we can pull it off like a halloween mask.
6 We use blow dryers, curling irons and straightening irons and risk burning our face or neck. They are dangerous weapons.
7 Wear the most uncomfortable shoes because they look beautiful. It’s okay that you may need to use crutches tomorrow.
8 Powders, creams, lotions, and makeup to look fabulous. It’s like a witches potion.
9 Fake tans that leave you looking like an oompa loompa or sun bathing to give you that nice red lobster look
10 Dieting – We starve ourselves half to death and nearly pass out from hunger just to hear we look great. Waiter!!