KC Avalon’s Funny Top 10 Blog

If you’re trying to get a big tip:

1 Don’t look like you are about to kill someone. Turn that frown upside down.
2 Don’t rush your guests by bringing food before they are ready. It’s nice to have time to chew and enjoy the experience instead of it feeling like a food eating contest.
3 Don’t hide from me. I don’t want to play hide and seek.
4 Be attentive to when your customer wants another drink. Not everyone is a two beer mouseketeer.
5 If you are going to flirt with my man, send some sugar my way too or you don’t stand a chance.
6 Don’t make me track you down for my bill. It’s not like I am looking forward to paying.
7 Don’t correct my pronunciation of the meal and make me feel stupid. I don’t need lessons
8 Don’t tell me something costs extra like I can’t afford it.
9 If you don’t know about a menu item, find out. “I don’t know” looks like you don’t work there.
10 Don’t put the check in front of me just because I look like the oldest one at the table. Let someone else reach for their wallet.

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