Ways to get rid of a bad date:
1 “I better get home to my husband.”
2 “Any suggestions on what we should name our kids?”
3 “This is so embarrassing but I am allergic to your cologne.”
4 “I better get home to my kids. An hour is the longest they have been home alone.”
5 “Oh my God, our waiter is so hot! I have to get his number.”
6 Spill your drink on yourself then say you have to go home to change.
7 “I just saw my ex. He must be out of prison. I better go. If he sees me with you, he will kill you.”
8 “I am really not interested in sex anymore. I just need a companion.
9 “Are you paying for dinner? Oh good. I would like a bottle of your best wine and a whole lobster.”
10 Use bad manners. Talk and eat the entire time, burp, and yell for the waiter from across the room.