Signs You Drink too Much Coffee:
1 When you pee, it smells like a fresh pot of coffee.
2 You are so wired that you don’t need wifi
3 You don’t add water to the coffee pot. You drink it straight up
4 Instead of a coffee mug you drink straight out of the coffee pot
5 You answer the door before people knock
6 You can hold both sides of a conversation
7 Your heart feels like a drum solo
8 You talk faster than an auctioneer
9 You want to be cremated just so you can be in a coffee can
10 Your eyes are so bugged out that there are no pupils
