KC Avalon’s Funny Top 10 Blog

Things not worth borrowing:

1 An expensive car that costs more than your annual salary. You have to drive 25 mph because you are too afraid to crash or even scratch the car.
2 Clothing that is brand new. Talk about pressure. It is an open invitation for food and drinks to drop all over the beautiful fabric.
3 Good jewelry – You drink too much and drop the earring somewhere in your house. You have to hope that you can crawl around every square inch of your house and find it before the vacuum does or your friend wants them back.
4 Luggage – The airline loses your luggage except it isn’t yours. There is no way you can afford to replace it. That is why you borrowed it in the first place.
5 Shoes – They are more than your paycheck but look so sparkly. You stepped in some mud and there is no way to save these shoes.
6 You lose the item you borrowed and replace it. When you return it, your friend has a strange look on her face but she is too polite to tell you that this is nothing like what you borrowed.
7 You dent her car but it is on the passenger’s side so maybe by the time she notices, she will think it was her.
8 You borrow something and forget to return it. By the time your friend asks for it back, you have no clue where it is.
9 You stay at your friends luxurious house for the weekend but are so afraid to ruin anything that you stress yourself out and forget to have fun.
10 You borrow a chainsaw to cut down a tree but have no clue what you are doing. The tree falls into your neighbors house. Oops 😬 timber!

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