Bad Things to Hear During Surgery:
1 Save that instrument in case we need to do an autopsy.
2 Accept this sacrifice great lord of darkness.
3 Spot! Put that down! Bad dog!!
4 Hand me that thing a ma bob over there.
5 Fire!! Evacuate the premises immediately!
6 Well folks, we all learn from our mistakes. Better luck next time.
7 Honey, what do you mean you want a DIVORCE!!
8 Damn, I am having trouble focusing today.
9 Oh no! Where are my instructions? I forget what comes next.
10 Just hand me the instrument. You don’t need to sterilize it. The three-second rule applies here.