KC Avalon’s Funny Top 10 Blog

UFC fights

1 I am sure the money you make is way more than your hospital bill, but to me, it is not worth it.
2 Hold the entrance song! I think I need to go get sick. Oh yea, definitely sick. I may be a while. I may walk out the back door instead.
3 I have to agree that coming walking in to a good song with people cheering for you is super cool, but that’s about it.
4 Excuse me. This isn’t a girl. She is built like a man and is tatted up like a prisoner.
5 Hey, I am stuck in here. Where’s the door? The walls are a chain-link fence. It feels claustrophobic.
6 Oh God, it smells like sweat and blood in here. Gross. Did someone wipe this down with bleach?
7 Hey, put some socks on! Did you cut your toenails? Gross! Get your feet away from me.
8 Oh no! You have me in a chokehold! Your pits stink.
9 Is my nose supposed to be on the side of my face?
10 Thank God it’s over. I lost but I didn’t die. Give me a mirror. Who the heck is that? I look deformed. Where is my eye? Call a plastic surgeon.

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