When you try to be sexy:
1 You talk in a soft sex kitten voice and he yells ,”Why are you whispering? For God’s sake, Speak up!.”
2 You go into the bathroom to slip into something comfortable. When you come out, someone is passed out and sawing wood.
3 You splash 💦 on a little perfume, and your hubby has a full blown asthma attack. There goes the mood.
4 You put on a new outfit and he asks, “What the hell are you wearing?” 😡 Well you won’t be seeing me wear nothing!
5 You try to get his attention by dancing and he says, “I hope you are doing that for the dogs 🐶.”
6 Meeting your husband at the door in your birthday suit, except it isn’t him. My apologies.
7 You send your husband a text message telling him what you are going to do to him when he gets home. Problem is his boss was in the car too when siri reads the message out loud. Awkward.
8 You decide to use handcuffs and can’t find the key afterwards. His parents will be there in an hour for the weekend. This one will be hard to explain.
9 You forgot to close the windows. Now the whole neighborhood knows what you did.
10 You try to use the bedpost as a strippers pole. It’s not THAT sturdy. Timber! You have to pick yourself up off the floor.
