KC Avalon’s Funny Top 10 Blog

bad moves at the casino:

1 Splitting tens in blackjack or hitting when you shouldn’t be, which is like stealing someone else’s cards.
2 Hitting the ATM machine like it is free money. Don’t do it. You will regret it in the morning.
3 Taking free drinks and not tipping or not tipping the dealer when you are winning. Cheapskate!
4 Reaching in for your chips before the dealer pays everyone. You wanna get slapped?
5 Running out after winning a big pot in poker ♠️. Someone is going to catch a beating.
6 Texting on your phone when playing at a table. Hello? Someone’s momma didn’t teach them any manners.
7 Spilling your drink 🍹 at the table resulting in it closing. Happy now? You killed the mood and look like a donkey.
8 Expecting to win. You will go home crying if you plan to win. You should plan on how much you are willing to lose.
9 Socializing at the table instead of concentrating on what you should be doing. This is real money you are playing with.
10 Hogging up slot machines and telling people you are playing all of them. Mine! Someone never learned to share.

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