
When you are asked for salary expectations on an interview:
1 You pay people to do this!! I was just trying to find something to do!
2 How much do you make? Pay me a little less than that since you have been here longer.
3 I know my last job didn’t pay so much, but I was young and dumb. I refuse to be taken advantage of again.
4 I can do the work of three people so buckle up and get ready for my magic number.
5 What do you think I am worth? Think about your answer, because you don’t want to piss me off.
6 Similar positions pay $40,000 so I will take $50,000, since I am above average.
7 I will cut you a break. Give me the amount you have in mind plus a $5,000 signing bonus and a company car.
8 I want three figures and I know you have it. Don’t even try to come up with excuses. This is a multi-million dollar company.
9 I am going to write down a number and give you a minute to get used to the idea.
10 I am not leaving this room until I get everything on my list. I have all night.