KC Avalon’s Funny Top Ten Blog

Childish things we do as adults:

1 Doodling on paper when we are supposed to be paying attention. It makes us forget we are bored.
2 Dressing up our pets like Barbie dolls. The clothes are a little bit easier to get on but dogs wiggle around and are not cooperative in the least.
3 Slurping through a straw when our drink is almost gone because we have to get that last little bit. Whatever it takes.
4 Blowing bubbles with chewing gum because we have way more skill as an adult and popping bubble wrap because it sounds cool.
5 Dressing up for Halloween because now it’s for alcohol instead of candy.
6 Watching kid movies even if you have to borrow someone else’s child and you pretend you are doing it for them when clearly you are excited.
7 Sliding across the floor in socks to see how much distance you can get and jumping on the bed because it makes you feel like a ninja.
8 Playing with legos to show your creativeness. You need to show the kid that your building is much better than theirs.
9 Eating cookie dough batter because it is delicious and no one can tell you to stop doing it. Yum.
10 Coloring because it is soothing and because you are the master at shading and matching colors. It is a work of art.

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