Why men drink:
1 To make America look great again
2 To numb the pain of all their money spent. Boxes are stacked outside of the house every day.
3 It was on the house. Can’t pass up free.
4 There is always something to celebrate or drink to.
5 To forget how responsible they need to be all day.
6 The girls look better with every drink.
7 The band that stunk suddenly sounds like they are going to make it big.
8 This is the only meeting where they are allowed to drink alcohol.
9 They get to vent about the wife or partner that drives them bananas.
10 To watch sports without having to do chores.