Signs you are drunk
1 You have to hold onto the grass so you don’t fall off the earth.
2 The back of your head keeps getting hit by the toilet seat
3 You can focus better with one eye closed
4 When the tree you swerve to miss is your air freshener
5 You think your dishwasher tablet is a giant sweet tart
6 You sit down on the toilet and try to put your seatbelt on
7 You put your food in the microwave and enter your pin number
8 You think the floor is uneven
9 You go to bed with a ten and wake up with a zero
10 You look around to see who keeps pushing you on the floor

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