Allergies:
1 Your eyes get so red it looks like you smoked the wacky tobacky or they are so puffy it looks like you didn’t sleep in weeks.
2 You sneeze so many times that people are tired of blessing you and seem angry 😤 like you are doing it on purpose.
3 Your nose is running off of your face. You are about to shove tissues up your nose until it stops.
4 You broke out into hives and look like you have a catchy disease. No one wants to come near you.
5 You have asthma and have a coughing fit that turns into an asthma attack. People ask if you are alright while impatiently waiting for you to answer. You can’t speak so you start gesturing wildly like a game of charades.
6 You ate something you are allergic to and your face blows up like a pufferfish. Epi-pen anyone?
7 Your nose is so stuffed and you have a sinus headache. Every time you sneeze you feel great for 3 seconds until the pressure comes back.
8 Your eyes keep watering and people think you are crying. They are treating you so nice that you don’t feel like telling them it’s allergies.
9 You can’t find the right allergy meds. One makes you zonk out at work. The other makes you speed like drinking a pot of espresso.
10 You can’t hear because your ears won’t pop and when you bend over to pick something up, you are immediately dizzy and have to hold onto something.

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