1 If you insist on talking out of your ass, please stand up. No one wants to hear you mumble.
2 You have chesticles and take no crap. You have big balls except they are on your chest.
3 You can’t put a crown on a clown and expect a king.
4 Forgive and forget? Nah. I’m not God and I definitely don’t have Alzheimers.
5 Before making sure you are on the right page as someone, make sure it’s the same book and they know how to read.
6 Me jealous of you? Bless your delusional heart.
7 They said with age comes wisdom. Instead of wrinkles, I have wise cracks.
8 Give me coffee to accept the things I can and wine to accept the things I cannot
9 I whatevered when I should have Hell No’ed
10 Anyone who wastes time is a clock sucker