If I had a dime for every time I _, I would be rich.
1 lost my phone
2 messed up a saying
3 bounced off a curb (fixed that one with Lasik)
4 cooked with the kitchen looking like a tornado hit it
5 rolled my eyes
6 hit the snooze button like a game show contestant
7 trip over my own two feet
8 put my foot 🦶 in my mouth 👄
9 dropped the F bomb 💣
10 said what but should have skipped it because I heard something completely ridiculous 😂

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