KC Avalon’s Daily Blog

Rhetorical questions with answers:
1 “Why did I do that? How stupid am I?” Your response: “Well now that you mention it … you might want to sit down for this.”
2 “How are you?” We are really supposed to say fine but what if you want to expand on the normal answer? It’s impossible to be fine every day! Unfortunately there is no one around to listen!
3 “Can you do anything I ask?” Your response “When I get to it. Since you aren’t paying me, I will do it when I get around to it.”
4 “Since you have so much to say, would you like to teach the class today?” Your response, “Well I would definitely be more interesting, and there would be no homework.”
5 “Do you plan on being ready today?” Your response “Maybe you should be spending a little more time in the bathroom. You could use more work.”
6 “It sure is hot today, isn’t it?” Your response “No shit Sherlock! Don’t you see the makeup melting off of my face.”
7 “How many times do I have to tell you?” Your response “Why don’t you tell me one more time.”
8 “Why did you marry me?” Your response “Well I thought you had money since you came from a rich town. Then I thought you were holding out on me. Now I realize you don’t have two dimes to rub together.”
9 “Is this some kind of joke?” Your response “Well it is hilarious for me. Obviously you aren’t getting a kick out of it.”
10 “How many times do I have to tell you no running in the house?” Your response “Don’t bother since I don’t listen anyway.”

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