1 You try and get into your car and the door is locked and the key doesn’t work because it’s not your car dummy!
2 You lose something and then try to pray to the Saint who finds things and can’t remember his name. Guess it’s lost forever.
3 When you remember to make your lunch only to forget it on the counter. You can even see it in your mind sitting there waiting to be eaten.
4 You are on your way up to bed and forget if you shut the stove off. You only checked it five times already but hey go check one last time.
5 You walk into a room with a purpose and then have no clue whatsoever why you are there. It doesn’t come back to you until you walk all the way back to where you came from.
6 You are talking to someone in the store as if you are long lost friends. You have no idea who the person is.
7 Someone asks you to do something at work but you don’t write it down because you are smart as a whip. Yeah right! You forgot to do it and now your boss is going to whip you because it was important.
8 You can’t find your phone and you ask someone in the house to call you so you can listen for it. Your husband tells you if you put it in the same place every day, you wouldn’t lose it. Thanks a lot genius but I still can’t find it.
9 You go to the mall and forget where you parked your car. You have to wait until everyone leaves so that you can walk around the parking lot and find your car laughing at you.
10 Taking meat out to defrost and it is still there in the morning. It’s not the first time. You are desperately looking for signs of even the slightest coolness so that you don’t have to throw it away.