KC Avalon’s Daily Blog

Ways to get rid of stress:
1 Walk home from work. Hope you live close.
2 Buy a puppy and act like you don’t know where it came from when your husband asks.
3 Quit your job and just pretend to go to work in the morning.
4 Every time something upsets you, say “Cheers” and take a shot. After a while nothing will bother you.
5 Throw something at the person stressing you out. They may not feel better but you will.
6 Slap someone and tell them it was a mosquito.
7 If you are stressed then reverse the word. It spells desserts. That makes me feel better already.
8 If you are on the phone at work and someone is yelling at you, hang up and go for a walk.
9 Take an afternoon nap. Your boss will not know what to say.
10 Fire the person stressing you out even if you aren’t the boss. Tell them you are making a citizen’s termination.

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