KC Avalon’s Daily Blog

When people invade your personal space:
1 Keep your meat hooks to yourself. This isn’t a date.
2 For every step back you take, they advance forward. Do you know how to take a hint? Dummy.
3 You shouldn’t be close enough where I can see the spit bubbling up on your lip.
4 I guess you don’t you see my invisible bubble. Get out.
5 You are standing so close that my spidey senses are tingling. Not one step closer or you will feel my foot kicking you in the ass.
6 Hey buddy, back it up. I don’t need to know what you ate for lunch.
7 Excuse me airport security, you better buy me dinner before you continue patting me down.
8 Can you stop leaning over me? Your boobs in my back feel like a stickup.
9 A big person sits next to you on the train and spreads out. So glad you are comfortable. Meanwhile my arms are pinned to my sides and I am cramping up. Help!
10 I don’t recall inviting you into my space so get outta my face.

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