KC Avalon’s Daily Blog

When You Retire and are Bored (from internet top 10 site

-At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses and point a hair dryer at passing cars
-On all your check stubs, write, ‘For Marijuana’
-Skip down the street rather than walk and see how many looks you get
-Order a diet water whenever you go out to eat and be serious about it
-Sing along at the opera
-When the money comes out of the ATM, scream “I won, I won”
-When leaving the Zoo, start running towards the parking lot while yelling, “Run for your lives! They’re loose!”
-Tell your children over dinner: “Due to the economy, we’re going to have to let one of you go”
-Pick up a box of condoms at the pharmacy, go to the counter and ask where the fitting room is.
-Go to a department store fitting room and yell, “There’s no toilet paper in here”

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