Early signs that your day might not turn out great:
1 You forgot to set your alarm because you thought it was the weekend. It wasn’t, and now you are late!
2 You made yourself lunch, but it is still sitting on the kitchen counter. Too bad!
3 You drank so much last night that you may still be drunk. You also have a banger of a headache.
4 You are walking on the sidewalk in the rain and a car drives through a puddle. You look like you were hit by a wave.
5 You are taking groceries in the house. As you grab a bag out of the trunk it breaks, spilling milk and eggs all over the driveway.
6 You decide to bleach your hair to get some blonde. Unfortunately, it turns out orange and it’s not Halloween.
7 You take off your glasses at the car wash and leave them on your seat so they don’t get wet You forget and sit on them when you get back in the car.
8 You attempt to use self tanner and it is a nightmare. You are a streaked mess with dark patches on your elbows and knees. Now you have to face the scrutiny of your coworkers and friends.
9 You are almost out of gas and pay day isn’t until tomorrow. You dig up $2.00 in coins from your car to pay at the gas station. Hopefully it will last until tomorrow.
10 You trip and fall. You try and play it off, but EVERYONE is watching.