Happy Anniversary to my mom and dad. In honor of their anniversary, here are some things wives appreciate about their husbands. These are not directed to anyone in particular:
1 Thank you for leaving the toilet seat up. I enjoy taking a swim in the middle of the night when I fall in.
2 I go to bed every night with my husband. In the middle of the night, I am woken up by the sounds of an angry grizzly bear.
3 You should be an expert at peeing after all of these years. Instead, you pee like a blind person. It goes everywhere but the target.
4 Your dirty clothes are always on the floor next to the hamper. Either you are terrible at basketball or you are starting your own pile.
5 I love how you can eat anything you want and never gain weight. I look at food and gain weight. It takes me six months to lose five pounds and you lose it after taking a dump.
6 It is so thoughtful of you to leave worms in the fridge with my food. Fishing bait should be in your cooler.
7 I love you so much, especially when I go to eat something that I was looking forward to but you beat me to it first.
8 I am so proud at how good you are at video games. You dedicate so many hours to be the best you can be. Those skills might come in handy some day.
9 I love when you say Whatever. My blood pressure goes through the roof and I cannot be held responsible for what happens next.
10 I appreciate how you are a nature lover. Every time we go to the beach you are like a swivel head trying to look at all the scantily clad women.