KC Avalon’s Daily Blog

The Worst Thing About Braces:
1 You choke to death while getting the impressions. The tray is overfilled with goop and it is way too big for your mouth.
2 You saw the orthodontist put the spacers in your mouth. They were tiny but now they feel like they grew. It feels like popcorn kernels are stuck between your teeth.
3 You have a full mouth of braces and you feel like your teeth are going to break out of your mouth. Why do they have to be so tight? You feel like a guitar that has just been tuned.
4 The rubber bands are brutal. They are so hard to get on around the hooks. When they snap, it hurts like a mother.
5 You wake up with your cheek stuck to the wire that goes through your braces. Now you have to pry the inside of your cheek off of the wire. The inside of your mouth is a mess.
6 You try and show your friends that you can still chew gum while wearing braces. The bubble pops and the gum is stuck everywhere.
7 All of a sudden you are lisping when you talk. Oh my God! What is going on?
8 You break a wire. The orthodontist said to call if one ever broke and that it would not be a problem. Now you are there and you have to go through the inquisition. It seems like it is a problem.
9 Every time you get your wires tightened, you feel like your dentist’s goal in life is to torture you. You can’t sleep because your mouth is throbbing and your teeth feel broken. You never knew teeth could hurt so bad.
10 You have been counting down since the day your braces were put on. The dentist must be confused because his count keeps going up.

#TopTen #BracesAreTorture #blogger

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out /  Change )

Google photo

You are commenting using your Google account. Log Out /  Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )

Connecting to %s

This site uses Akismet to reduce spam. Learn how your comment data is processed.